What the fuck she looks like me

alx-hlk:

People who think that because I’m not a virgin I spend my time having sex with my husband everyday 24/7  whenever I can and whenever I’m close to him make me laugh

I’ve had sex twice ffs leave me alone

24oct to today makes it 103 days married.
If we divided it by 2, it makes an average of 1 sexual encounter every 52 days.
You,re such a promiscuous, horny person, Jay. You’re so sex oriented.